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I’ve been reading recently about the nixing of Pluto. It’s a bit unfathomable that just because you’re small, you can be thrown out of the solar system. Then to make you feel better they make you the ruler of a new category called “dwarf planets”. That’s just a bit sizeist. Why not eliminate the larger planet, Uranus the “butt” of children’s jokes and Mel Brooks movies. Maybe I don’t want any big planets in my solar system. I’m also a bit concerned because Scorpio is ruled by Pluto. My son, Samuel is a Scorpio and the thought that he might be astrologically orphaned, especially at the same time he’s entering 4th grade, is distressing. I’ve started to wonder if anyone is reworking the grade school planet memorization key, My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nine Pies. In this day and age maybe…My Vegan Eating Mother Just Served Us Nothing or My Virtual Exercise Makes Jogging Seem Unnecessarily Necessary or Micromanaging Very Efficiently Makes Jobs Stressful Until Naptime or Many Very Eager Masseurs Joyfully Stroke Under Noses.